Tongue twisters

  • November 18, 2014

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

- The Joker, The Dark Knight -

Fault-tolerance

  • November 17, 2014

- So, how do I query the database?
- It's not a database. It's a key-value store!
- Ok, it's not a database. How do I query it?
- You write a distributed map reduce function in Erlang!
- Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?
- I believe I did, Bob.

Clayton North Primary School concert

  • November 14, 2014

Yesterday, November 13, 2014, we (my family and me) were on the school concert. It was the amazing show! Kirill's class presented a dance "Hakuna Matata" from the "The Lion King" movie.

Hello world!

- Me -